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Friday, January 14th, 2005

Subject:Look at me!!!!!
Time:11:56 am.
Attention EVERYONE!

Jon has an A: New Lj Discobanditjuan
B: New Email Discobanditjuan@gmail.com

Add me yall!
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Thursday, January 13th, 2005

Subject:#4
Time:12:05 pm.
Animal Sound Soundoff!
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2005

Time:9:56 pm.
Today was a quite amusing day.

First, I found a thumbtack in physics that was missing the pointy thing, it was just the circle, so i stuck a tiny piece of tape on my hand and stuck it there, so it looked (badly) liek i had stabbed myself in the hand with a thumbtack. Then I showed ppl, and some of them were like Jon, thats lame, and others were like HOLY CRAP U STABBED URSELF WITH A THUMBTACK and it was hilarious. Like Juliet, who freaked, and I laughed.. and laughed.. and laughed.. and laughed...

And then I learned from Kate and Alex how to be a super awesome winter-gaurder, and im totaly awesome at droppign a rifle, and its not as fun as it looks. I should totally join winter gaurd.. if someone pays me to.

DND Friday!

And laughed... And laughed..
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Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

Subject:Right...
Time:9:00 am.
Gay Bear
Gay Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Monday, January 10th, 2005

Subject:Toothpaste for dinner
Time:12:52 pm.
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Sunday, January 9th, 2005

Time:6:22 pm.
So today liek 5 gangs asked me to joing them, cuz of my awesome skills with a bo-staff...

GOD that movie rocks.
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Time:12:50 am.

Hair straightener + In desperate need of haircut = Emo Jon

 

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Friday, January 7th, 2005

Time:11:41 pm.
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'46.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
65.1%
Shamelessness90.5%
Has yet to see self in mirror
79.3%
Sex Drive 73.7%
A fool for love, but not always
77.7%
Straightness50%
Felt someone up once
44.6%
Gayness 100%
83.8%
Fucking Sick93.8%
Refreshingly normal
90%
You are 74.17% pure
Average Score: 72.7%
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Time:3:45 pm.
Quick!

Swing or Disco?
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Thursday, January 6th, 2005

Time:10:13 pm.
JESSICA WHALEN ROCKS HARDER THAN ANYONE I KNOW BECAUSE SHE JUST DID MY NEW LAYOUT TO LOOK GODLY.






...Love, Jess.
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Time:9:44 pm.
Mood: chipper.
Woah! Semagic rocks cuz LJ clients are fun!

Someone knowledgeable in this whole html thing help me make my journal pretty?
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Subject:Two Lj Posts in one!
Time:3:48 pm.
I expect an answer from everyone on my friends list, plus some :P

Poll The First-

Should I
A. Do nothing!
B. Cut my hair! (to still long but different)
C. Straighten my hair!
D. Chop it all off!

Poll The Second!

I need a new LJ name cuz I have faaar too many jesus references in my life already. Heres a few Ive tossed around, changes and other suggestions are appreciated.
1. SonOfRageNLove <-- a lil emotastic, but such a good song
2. Princ355 (not a serious one)
3. DiscoBanditJuan <-- too long? too juan?
4. TheWaitingKnown <-- just sounds cool

I want imput from everyooooooone
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Subject:Boop!
Time:11:01 am.
What would you do if...
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:

[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you do me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15]Have you ever hurt me?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? <
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Have you ever been mad at me?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] What when you hear it, reminds you of me?
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about
you?
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Wednesday, January 5th, 2005

Time:6:50 pm.
*discos*
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Monday, January 3rd, 2005

Subject:In reference to Karl's phenomenon
Time:7:25 pm.
After extensive research on the subject, I have found an astounding correlation between our 'innocent' David Meyaard and the huge world of underground cult systems.

15th century- Knights of the Templar, headed by Dominic Maltus form the cul;t of the rosicrucians after the tumultuous war of the roses, escape to France and start a secret cabala study

17th century- "Deus ex Machina" - term arises from the Christian sect of the DM

18th century- nothing much happened

19th century- cultists prepare for the comign of the DM, a messiacal figure who is said to have the power to kill at will- with his gaze!

today- rumors abound of the birth of DM, and cultists have unearthed tablets giving three clues to his whereabouts-
1. The DM will be 'whiter than white'
2. He will posess and unnatural hate for the poor
3. He is Irish, yet not Irish.
the last hint has confused scholars, being a seemingly contradictiory statement.
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Subject:.
Time:12:05 pm.
I'm being acused of NOT being a good livejournal invader....just because I don't know the password doesn't mean I'm a total failure. ^.^
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Subject:Everyone do the monkey!
Time:11:44 am.
How often do I waste my life sitting staring at this blank screen thinking of something to write, when my life has no point already?

I wish I could write poetry by bashing my head against the keyboard.

Cro is the weekend after exams, yippee wipee skippy. That means in all probability I can go, and everyone should come too. Everyone. That means you Matt!

And Juliet and Megan and Ashley and Allyson!

And Corina!

And hell, Ruth Bader Ginsberg can come too!
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Sunday, January 2nd, 2005

Time:9:34 pm.
Before you slip into unconciousness

I'd like to have another kiss

One more fleeting chance at bliss
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Friday, December 31st, 2004

Time:11:04 am.
You scored as Pink/Humpy Salmon. You are the most abundant of the Pacific Salmon known as Pink or Humpy Salmon! You got your name because of the large hump on your back and your delicious pink flesh! You are important to canneries!

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Pink/Humpy Salmon

63%

Sockeye/Red Salmon

56%

Chum/Dog Salmon

56%

Coho/Silver Salmon

53%

Chinook/King Salmon

50%

Which type of pacific salmon are you?
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Thursday, December 30th, 2004

Time:11:27 pm.
So today my demon cat was in the bedroom in the dark, and I go to sit on the bed to set the alarm, and I sit on him. By accident. So instead of squeeling and running away liek a normal cat, he turns around and attacks me, and now i have three giant gashes on my side/back.

woot.
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